July 2012
Im seriously so done with making an effort with...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
When you walk by your ex & you know you look good.
sodamnrelatable:
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when you come up with a beast comeback
sodamnrelatable:
&the class is like:
&your just sitting there with some much power like:
&the bitch is like:
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
sodamnrelatable:
Me:
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me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
Fuck being a girl. It feels like my insides are tearing each other part. World War 3 is going on down there. Someone get me drugs.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
I'm more lazy than the guy who designed the flag...
sodamnrelatable:
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Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
